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Quotes you can use to start conversation or to add interest to speeches or presentations


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I admire him, I freely admit it. And when his time comes, I shall buy a piece of rope for a keepsake.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The answer is in the plural and they bounce.

"May your piles hang like a bunch of grapes" (Greek epithet)

"I even hate the way you lick stamps."

Would that you were clean enough to spit upon." (Shakespeare)

How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?

He's his own worst enemy
- Not while I'm alive

I want to do something for humanity
- have you considered sterilization?

The Australian cricket team variously nicknamed Kevin Pietersen “the Ego” and “Figjam” (for “F*** I’m good, just ask me”)

"Tell me about that frock Janet> Where did you find the fabric? You were so lucky to find so much of it. (Dame Edna Everidge)









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