Toilets"Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development." (Barry Humphries)
"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet"
"All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet - if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content." (Henry Miller)
"Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet."
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. (Dave Barry)
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
I'm a germaphobe and I don't like to touch bathroom doorknobs with my hands, so I usually just use my tongue.
Did you just fart? Of course I did, do you think I smell like this all the time?
Why do they call it raw sewage? Do some people cook the stuff?
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.