Speakers Resources Computers

QUOTATIONS

To err is human. To really foul things up, you need a computer

Computers are like Old Testament Gods - lots of rules and no mercy.

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ANECDOTES

A bank sent out letters to some of it's high-value clients, but managed to omit one vital step in it's search-and-replace sequence on the word processing. So all 10,000 letters started out "Dear Rich Bastard ....".

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ARTICLES

Porn sites make most of their money by installing malware for spam operators

How Free Porn Makes Money

And Google isn't free, either

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BOOKS

Bill Gates and the 10,000 hour rule

Outliers

reCaptcha box serves a greater purpose

Brain Trust

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IMAGES A soldier in Afghanistan reads a bedtime story to his son



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CARTOONS





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SONGS

Songs - the poetry of modern life

I fidget with the digit dots and cry an anxious tear
As the XU-1 connects the spot
But the matrix grid don't care
Get a message to my mother
What number would she be
There's a million angry citizens
Looking down their tubes at me

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POEMS

Computer haiku

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone

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LIMERICKS

A programming genius called HEAP
Had trouble in getting to sleep
So he made his lambs troup
through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.

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