You step in the stream
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Not happy about this? Call the doctor
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To err is human. To really foul things up, you need a computer
Computers are like Old Testament Gods - lots of rules and no mercy.
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A bank sent out letters to some of it's high-value clients, but managed to omit one vital step in it's search-and-replace sequence on the word processing. So all 10,000 letters started out "Dear Rich Bastard ....".
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Porn sites make most of their money by installing malware for spam operators
How Free Porn Makes Money
And Google isn't free, either
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Bill Gates and the 10,000 hour rule
reCaptcha box serves a greater purpose
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IMAGES A soldier in Afghanistan reads a bedtime story to his son
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Songs - the poetry of modern life
I fidget with the digit dots and cry an anxious tear
As the XU-1 connects the spot
But the matrix grid don't care
Get a message to my mother
What number would she be
There's a million angry citizens
Looking down their tubes at me
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone
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A programming genius called HEAP
Had trouble in getting to sleep
So he made his lambs troup
through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.
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