Morality represents the way you want the world to work; data is the way it actually is.
But if at the Church they would give us some Ale.
And a pleasant fire, our souls to regale;
We'd sing and we'd pray, all the live-long day;
Nor ever once wish from the Church to stray."
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The "Good Book" ain't always reliable
Its claims often unverifiable
So with this in mind
How then can I find
Any reason to trust in the Bible?
An alien dude and his wife
Heard that Earth with smart humans was rife
They conducted their search
At the Westboro church
But they found no intelligent life.
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